" Today, at 11am Rolf Harris opened the Pyramid stage at Glastonbury with a plethora of his oldest hits. Rolf was unexpectedly joined on stage during his hit "Jake the Peg" by David and Ed Miliband, who were in the news recently after causing disturbances together and separately. But the brothers had undergone a slight change since they were last seen by the public. In what will be a controversial move in the leadership race of the Labour party, of which they are both running; the brothers have become surgically attached to each other.
'DavEd', as the pair have now been dubbed, enacted some of the famous dance moves in Rolf Harris' song. The pair finished the show by cartwheeling off stage into a limousine which drove them back to London. They held a press conference outside .
the Royal Marsden, where the operation was performed, where they outlined their intentions.'We realised that the only way to be sure that the labour party would be in good hands was to have another pair just in case. Together, we can watch each others back and make sure every decision we take is the right one. After all; two heads are better than one'.
Rolf was said to be 'stunned to be asked to perform with the brothers' but thought it was a marvellous opportunity 'to show the marvels of modern medicine'. Rolf of course has a special connection with plastic surgery, after being the first successful female-male patient. "
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