Cameron & Clegg: The end of British Government

" David Cameron and Nick Clegg last night went on television to announce their plans for the future of Britain and its politics.
David Cameron told the audience in the BBC studio about the immediate spending cuts to be put in place in public services such as; Welfare, Health, Education, Defence, Public order and safety, Housing and Transport. And other serious cuts to be put in place in; recreation, culture, religion, agriculture, and industry. The news of the dire cuts ahead in wages for a number of civil servants has called for a possible strike.

The expected cut in each individual budget is for casted to be near 95% of each budget. These cuts, alongside the cuts in Liberal Democrat expenses is expect to raise each Conservative expenses amount drastically.


Mr Clegg, the only Liberal Democrat left in the cabinet is reported to be 'deeply upset' with the move. The Lib Dem leader was moved to tears at the end of the show and shouted 'I just wanted to make the country good again'.
Mr Cameron, however, left the studio promptly so as to keep with a dinner arrangement with Baroness Thatcher who has recently been released from hospital after blood tests showed she could be suffering from cancer, when in fact it has been discovered that she is entirely made from cancerous cells."