British Tea, Life, Towns and Government (Transfer Proposals) Act 2010

" This morning David Cameron, the last Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, announced the British Tea, Life, Towns and Government (Transfer Proposals) Act 2010.
The act is similar in it's effectiveness to the British Coal and British Rail (Transfer Proposals) Act 1993 (c3) which was brought into effect during Baroness Thatcher's reign in the 1980's.
Mr Cameron was joined on stage after the announcement by Margaret, who is reportedly 'disgustingly happy' with the move and believes it will not only 'revolutionise the economy, but also British politics'.

Mr Cameron told the press 'we are now looking for the highest bidder in many sectors of British-life. You can now purchase the chance to be a mayor, policeman, fireman, headteacher. I've already had the Prime ministerial job bought from me by Rupert Murdoch!'.
Mr Murdoch has not issued a statement regarding this, but did release a statement whereby he announced he was the largest stockholder in the already controversial conglomerate U.M.A.


Mr Cameron also released news that the opportunity to rent 10 Downing Street will become available by the end of next week. "